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THE DEPARTMENT OF UNLIKELY THINGSFIELD DIRECTIVE // M-006
DIRECTIVE M-006 / IMPORTANCE INSPECTION

Find a tiny object trying very hard to look important.

Inspect your own desk or belongings for something with main-character energy.

2 MIN NO EQUIPMENT NO LOCATION REQUIRED
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A fictional optical scanner examining a surprised electrical outlet in an archival laboratory
SPECIMEN FILE M-006 / ORIGINAL EDITORIAL ILLUSTRATION
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CLASSIFIED-ISH OPERATIONAL BRIEFING / M-006

YOUR ORDINARY WORLD.
AN EXTRAORDINARY EXCUSE TO NOTICE.

Sometimes the smallest object has the biggest personality. A perfectly positioned paperclip, a heroic little screw or a lone decorative pebble might seem like the main character in an overly serious documentary.

WHAT TO LOOK FOR.

Inspect a small object you own or have permission to handle. Describe the grand importance it seems to claim through its position, shape or surprising role.

AN EXAMPLE REPORT.

Example report: “The single blue binder clip on my desk looks like it manages the entire department.”

ILLUSTRATIVE EXAMPLE · NOT A COMMUNITY SUBMISSION

WHY THIS IS FUN.

Changing the scale of your description can make ordinary possessions feel hilariously important. Give a supporting character its own case file.

KEEP IT HARMLESS.

Avoid sharp, hot, toxic or otherwise hazardous objects. Observing without touching is always acceptable.

FIELD DOSSIER · SUBMISSION OPTIONAL

FOUND SOMETHING STRANGE?

File a concise text report under a pseudonym. Don't include private details or images of strangers. New agents' first reports go through moderator review.

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AGENT-TO-AGENT CHALLENGE

DARE SOMEONE TO LOOK CLOSER.

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