WHAT TO LOOK FOR.
Inspect a small object you own or have permission to handle. Describe the grand importance it seems to claim through its position, shape or surprising role.
Inspect your own desk or belongings for something with main-character energy.

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Sometimes the smallest object has the biggest personality. A perfectly positioned paperclip, a heroic little screw or a lone decorative pebble might seem like the main character in an overly serious documentary.
Inspect a small object you own or have permission to handle. Describe the grand importance it seems to claim through its position, shape or surprising role.
Example report: “The single blue binder clip on my desk looks like it manages the entire department.”
ILLUSTRATIVE EXAMPLE · NOT A COMMUNITY SUBMISSIONChanging the scale of your description can make ordinary possessions feel hilariously important. Give a supporting character its own case file.
Avoid sharp, hot, toxic or otherwise hazardous objects. Observing without touching is always acceptable.
File a concise text report under a pseudonym. Don't include private details or images of strangers. New agents' first reports go through moderator review.
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