CASE FILE / #DEMO · DEMONSTRATION UNEXPLAINED
OBJECTS WITH OPINIONS
This wall outlet looks deeply disappointed in me.
I was only trying to charge my phone. It knows something.
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✳ THE INTERNET'S MOST UNNECESSARY GOVERNMENT AGENCY
REALITY
IS ACTING SUSPICIOUS.
The world is full of tiny glitches, impossible coincidences, and objects with attitude. We've started a department to investigate absolutely none of it seriously.
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EVERYONE'S AN AGENT.NO TRAINING. NO CREDENTIALS. VERY FEW ANSWERS.
DEPT. / UNKNOWN LIVE SCAN
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◀ ANOMALY DETECTED
FIG 001—? UNIDENTIFIED ORDINARY THING↗
HIGHLY
UNOFFICIAL
APPROVED ✓
UNOFFICIAL
APPROVED ✓
ACTIVE DIRECTIVE 001THIS IS YOUR SIGN TO GO OUTSIDE (SAFELY)
/ TODAY'S FIELD ASSIGNMENT
YOUR MISSION,
SHOULD YOU BE BORED.
One tiny quest. Infinite strange possibilities. No expensive equipment, special skills, or secret decoder rings required.
MISSION M-010 3 MIN
NOMENCLATURE DIVISION
Discover a mundane thing with a villain name.
A detergent, a street, a kitchen utensil. Rename nothing; let the original text do the work.
ILLUSTRATIVE SPECIMEN / NOT A USER REPORT/ VISUAL EVIDENCE · SAMPLE 0001
THE WEIRD IS
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
Ordinary objects. Very extraordinary expressions. The Department sees what everyone else walks past.
/ THE PUBLIC EVIDENCE LOCKER
RECENTLY REPORTED.
The desk is warming up. Example files below demonstrate what to submit.
00LIVE CASES
CASE FILE / #DEMO · DEMONSTRATION SUSPICIOUS
COINCIDENCES
Three strangers wearing the exact same shade of orange.
One bus stop. Zero coordination. Extremely specific orange.
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CASE FILE / #DEMO · DEMONSTRATION PROBABLY NORMAL
SKY ANOMALIES
A cloud shaped like a duck shaped like a cloud.
This is a fictional example to illustrate how the case archive works.
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/ YOUR FIELD MANUAL
HOW TO BE UNREASONABLY OBSERVANT.
01
NOTICE A GLITCH.
Find a bizarre coincidence, a face in an object, or something so normal it's suddenly weird.
02
FILE A REPORT.
Give it an excellent title. Write down your highly scientific (or extremely unscientific) evidence.
03
MAKE THE WORLD WEIRDER.
Browse other agents' findings, confirm the weirdness, and send a case to a friend.
TRANSMISSION ENDING IN 3... 2... ?