01 FIELD INSTRUCTIONS
WHAT TO LOOK FOR.
Use a product or object name that appears on your own belongings or in normal public view. Invent a harmless fictional backstory based on its sound.
DIRECTIVE M-010 / NOMENCLATURE DIVISION
Discover a mundane thing with a villain name.
A detergent, a street, a kitchen utensil. Rename nothing; let the original text do the work.
3 MIN NO EQUIPMENT NO LOCATION REQUIRED
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CLASSIFIED-ISH OPERATIONAL BRIEFING / M-010
YOUR ORDINARY WORLD.
AN EXTRAORDINARY EXCUSE TO NOTICE.
An everyday product or object can occasionally sound like the name of a theatrical villain. A detergent brand, a piece of office equipment or a kitchen utensil might have the perfect dramatic title.
02 SAMPLE CASE
AN EXAMPLE REPORT.
Example report: “The Supreme Spatula sounds like the ruler of a very badly managed kingdom.”
ILLUSTRATIVE EXAMPLE · NOT A COMMUNITY SUBMISSION03 THE NOT-SO-SECRET EXPLANATION
WHY THIS IS FUN.
This is wordplay, not a review or accusation against a real company or person. The Department is investigating extremely fictional naming energy.
04 SAFETY DIRECTIVE
KEEP IT HARMLESS.
Do not impersonate actual companies, defame identifiable people or reproduce large amounts of protected advertising copy.
FIELD DOSSIER · SUBMISSION OPTIONAL
OPEN INCIDENT REPORT FOUND SOMETHING STRANGE?
File a concise text report under a pseudonym. Don't include private details or images of strangers. New agents' first reports go through moderator review.
AGENT-TO-AGENT CHALLENGE
DARE SOMEONE TO LOOK CLOSER.
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