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THE DEPARTMENT OF UNLIKELY THINGSFIELD DIRECTIVE // M-004
DIRECTIVE M-004 / MESSAGE INTERCEPTION

Spot a sign that sounds like it knows a secret.

The stranger the accidental message, the better the evidence.

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A tiny chartreuse doorway in an imagined secret archive wall
SPECIMEN FILE M-004 / ORIGINAL EDITORIAL ILLUSTRATION
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CLASSIFIED-ISH OPERATIONAL BRIEFING / M-004

YOUR ORDINARY WORLD.
AN EXTRAORDINARY EXCUSE TO NOTICE.

Sometimes signs that were written for completely sensible reasons accidentally sound like dramatic movie dialogue. A partial slogan, a maintenance notice or an unusual instruction can feel like an intercepted secret message.

WHAT TO LOOK FOR.

Read a publicly displayed sign you encounter naturally. Notice an amusing double meaning without changing or removing the sign. Quote only a short, ordinary excerpt in your case.

AN EXAMPLE REPORT.

Example report: “The office printer had a note saying ‘DO NOT TRUST THE SECOND TRAY.’”

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WHY THIS IS FUN.

Context makes ordinary language funny. The Department's imaginary message-interception team specializes in harmless accidental drama.

KEEP IT HARMLESS.

Don't share signs that display private names, phone numbers or nonpublic work information. Never enter a restricted area to read a notice.

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FOUND SOMETHING STRANGE?

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