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THE DEPARTMENT OF UNLIKELY THINGSFIELD DIRECTIVE // M-005
DIRECTIVE M-005 / PORTAL SURVEY

Locate a door that looks like it leads to another genre.

A cheerful door on a gloomy wall. A tiny door in an enormous building. Note the contrast.

2 MIN NO EQUIPMENT NO LOCATION REQUIRED
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A tiny chartreuse doorway in an imagined secret archive wall
SPECIMEN FILE M-005 / ORIGINAL EDITORIAL ILLUSTRATION
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CLASSIFIED-ISH OPERATIONAL BRIEFING / M-005

YOUR ORDINARY WORLD.
AN EXTRAORDINARY EXCUSE TO NOTICE.

An unexpected doorway can look like an entrance to a different genre entirely. A cheerful yellow door in a gray wall or an impossibly tiny hatch can make a familiar street feel like the opening scene of a story.

WHAT TO LOOK FOR.

Observe a doorway from a place you are allowed to stand. Focus on its color, size and unusual contrast with the surrounding wall or building rather than its address.

AN EXAMPLE REPORT.

Example report: “There is a miniature green door on a concrete wall, and it looks like it leads to the garden of a tiny wizard.”

ILLUSTRATIVE EXAMPLE · NOT A COMMUNITY SUBMISSION

WHY THIS IS FUN.

Design contrasts invite imaginative storytelling. This mission is about interpretation, not testing where any door actually leads.

KEEP IT HARMLESS.

Don't open unfamiliar doors, trespass, photograph residences or reveal private building locations. A fictional description is enough.

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FOUND SOMETHING STRANGE?

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